graysea:

Hello old sport my name old sport is Jay old sport Gatsby old sport

old sport

squareclocks:

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole 


I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase. 

brigwife: This will never not be funny

brigwife:

This will never not be funny

p-olitically-incorrect: stayshie: hornbread: itisneverlupus: neither: 1800psychedelic: ‘Why would you want tattoos and crap they’re gonna look gross when you’re older’ damn punk since 1950 I really don’t think you understand the amount of would right now. Always reblogging this old ass, dapper motherfuck. Miles Better has to be the most handsome older man I’ve seen. ✗

p-olitically-incorrect:

stayshie:

hornbread:

itisneverlupus:

neither:

1800psychedelic:

‘Why would you want tattoos and crap they’re gonna look gross when you’re older’

damn punk since 1950

I really don’t think you understand the amount of would right now.

Always reblogging this old ass, dapper motherfuck.

Miles Better has to be the most handsome older man I’ve seen.

✗

neverforgetthemusic:

221cbakerstreet:

lulz-time:

It’s like the cat realizes whose holding it in the second gif

is this heaven

you can almost hear the cat fangirling 

pray4salvation: embroidedmelody: bryainiac: This is a handheld gamecube. IN LOVE WITH ^ GIF

pray4salvation:

embroidedmelody:

bryainiac:

This is a handheld gamecube.

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IN LOVE WITH ^ GIF

hippiebullshit:

ponshi:

leftinstitches:

amhras:

jesus only had 12 followers

but they talked to him

why don’t you guys talk to me

Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one

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