Hello old sport my name old sport is Jay old sport Gatsby old sport
so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
Slam me in my tender butthole
I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.
This will never not be funny
Throne of Games.
‘Why would you want tattoos and crap they’re gonna look gross when you’re older’
damn punk since 1950
I really don’t think you understand the amount of would right now.
Always reblogging this old ass, dapper motherfuck.
Miles Better has to be the most handsome older man I’ve seen.
It’s like the cat realizes whose holding it in the second gif
is this heaven
you can almost hear the cat fangirling
This is a handheld gamecube.
IN LOVE WITH ^ GIF
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one