zooeyclairedeschanel: how dare you not notice me while i ignore you
arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
videohall: Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal > I could not stop laughing when I watched this. He clearly just didn’t want any cereal. > I laughed for a good 37 seconds.
mycroft-holmes-approves: sodamnrelatable: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
graysea: Hello old sport my name old sport is Jay old sport Gatsby old sport old sport
squareclocks: kushroom: so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal Slam me in my tender butthole I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.
hippiebullshit: ponshi: leftinstitches: amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck