May 2013
zooeyclairedeschanel:
how dare you not notice me while i ignore you
arkhams:
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
Watchvideohall:
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal
> I could not stop laughing when I watched this. He clearly just didn’t want any cereal.
> I laughed for a good 37 seconds.
mycroft-holmes-approves:
sodamnrelatable:
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
graysea:
Hello old sport my name old sport is Jay old sport Gatsby old sport
old sport
squareclocks:
kushroom:
so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
Slam me in my tender butthole
I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.
hippiebullshit:
ponshi:
leftinstitches:
amhras:
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
